- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
- Person: I have an idea
- Me: So did Hitler